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your a bag
by csbchvzv,cvcdv,cv December 3, 2022
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Plague Bag

A shopping bag full of used tissues that someone who is sick would fill.
Please throw that plague bag away and just fill a new one, I understand you're sick and yes, I know you're miserable but I feel that you're cultivating a science project that won't get you extra credit with the teacher.

-Yardy to Cash probably, Good. Better. Quest!
by 2xTyler September 7, 2022
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A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
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as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
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Cheese bags

How’s it going cheese bags
by English department Ben April 25, 2021
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glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 7, 2022
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bag

Can mean lots of different things in the 'hood, depending on context. Generally speaking, it means to gain access to something that was previously off limits to you. Here are two examples:

1. to steal something, i.e. acquire something illegally
2. to acquire access to a female's contact information, and ultimately have sex with her
1. Bruh, I just bagged me a PS5 - some lick left his whip unlocked!
2. I just bagged that ho's digits, gonna git with her later tonight!
by GoGovs February 15, 2024
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