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Little John Syndrome

A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.

Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2010
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Tiny Dick Syndrome

Tiny Dick Syndrome, abbreviated to TDS, is a genital disorder affecting males with tiny penises, males suffering from TDS inflict some of the most vile and depraved torture to their genitals in order to cope with having such a small penis.
Did you see that video of the guy putting needles into his dick, he's totally got Tiny Dick Syndrome!
by Capitan Sick Fuck May 29, 2021
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Short Nigga Syndrome

Short nigga syndrome is when someone is really ugly, short, and can’t get any bad bitches
by Gibbit the pimp June 1, 2019
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Lazy teacher syndrome

LTS is a billijim gaterson disease that he found when he was working as a nurse in a school.
He saw a teacher poop in a student from LTS
Oh shit our teacher has LTS and is shitting in jordans mouth

Lazy teacher syndrome
by U_iS-A HO;;NiGa November 25, 2018
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Chinese Checkers Syndrome

When you do something for so long, that it starts affecting you when you're not doing it. Similar to the Tetris effect.
Jake was playing Chinese Checkers for two hours. Afterwards he kept imagining himself taking someone's eye and jumping over their other eye with it. He was a victim of Chinese Checkers Syndrome.
by XX Stone October 11, 2011
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Camel-Brain Syndrome

When a person is so fucking high that he believes he is a camel, attempts to drink an amount of water larger than what he can handle and eventually ends up Dead.
We came back home only to find our swimming pool dryer than the Sahara desert , It was only a few hours later that we've discovered that the culprit was our dead neighbor Josh.
The Doctor said he was diagnosed with Camel-Brain Syndrome... The poor dude.
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trump impeachment syndrome

after the midterm elections of 2018 trump derangement syndrome literally devolved into trump impeachment syndrome among people like nancy pelosi, adam schiff and jerry nadler
by Sexydimma November 13, 2019
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