PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Basket-in-one

What people who do not play disc golf call a shot that the professionals call an "ace" or getting your disc in the basket in one amazingly skilled throw (hole in one). Not to be confused with a black ace or a brown ace - just a regular old ace.

Gee willikers - did you see that basket-in-one throw that Jimmy just made with his frisbee?

by Riskybusiness2468 October 11, 2020

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Salty one

Scottish term for a man of pure saltyness, used to describe people of less desirable qualities.

“Oh whut your a pure salty one”

by Jbroon October 14, 2020

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

One

The first character in mathematics.

How many cats do you have.

Me: One

by STROPSAE October 17, 2020

One Direction

The best boy bad ever. PERIOD! It consists of Harry Styles (my "boyfriend"), Niall Horan (the guy who took a chonce), Liam Payne (adorable and underrated), Zayn Malik (the one who left and im perfectly ok with it because it was because of his mental health and their horrible management but that a conversation for another time), and Louis Tomlinson (the one who is GENUINELY not dating Harry). They said they would be back after their "18 months" hiatus. THEYRE NOT DONE THEY ARE ON A HIATUS!!! Louis said it in their last song, History "this is not the end" and I live by that.

"Omg your STILL obsessed with one direction!?!?"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"

by I'm delusional October 18, 2020