cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

CUNT

A vulgar & derogatory term for the female genitalia and most commonly used only while speaking in anger inside the USA unless your at a Miley Cyrus concert where her CUNT is on full display front & center, on stage and sometimes even engaged in a live (un-permitted and thus illegal in all 50 states) sex act.

Inside the U.K. the word is used as just another term for the female genitalia (although not considered nearly as rude & vulgar as it is inside the U.S.) In the often used quite differently in the U.K., in fact it’s frequently used as a term of endearment amongst top mates.

USA: I’m sick & tired of hearing you nag me you freaking CUNT!!
( or)
Can you believe she’s actually flashing her CUNT on stage!?!

U.K. Any of you cunts wanna goto grab a pint at the Pub?…

by tECHNOtODD April 30, 2022

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021

Cunting McGoo

A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.

"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."

by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014

Cunt

Why the fuck you searching it up you Dan we’ll know what it means

You know what it means you cunt

by Big pp boyyy October 2, 2019

corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.

Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list

by RodJammerMS February 5, 2024

Cunt strap

A cunt strap is amazing word for a females underwear

As men struggle to determine what you call female underwear there is now a word you are welcome
Creater : Dylan the big cock friend
Also Teoman you stink u cat piss prick

“Hey sue what’s that in your drawer
“Oh it’s my new cunt strap”

by The abuse bastard October 5, 2019