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Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick
"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."
by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022
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<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
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Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
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Trance-like state

I'm not in a fucking trance-like state when I'm scrolling through the fucking videos you fucking clown what are you talking about?
Hym "A 'trance-like state!?' Get the fuck outta here! I'm just watching videos dipshit what the fuck are you talking about? I'm thinking about other none video related things. This chick is doing a little dance or whatever. Songs kind of a bop. I've seen the dance, you know, yeah this one's not bad. I give my little internal applause for her efforts and I move on to the next video. It's like a Yugioh combo video or something so I try to memorize it quick in case I ever decide to play the deck or play against it (because I play every day). Then, it'll be some of those 'man talking to themselves as a different guy skits' (which I invented just like tik tok and AI) and it's funny or relatable or whatever and it's likely geared towards on of my interests. Video games, movies, chess, card games. Then maybe something will pop up from my subscriptions and I'll start to think about turning some background noise on and maybe playing a game. But I'm not in a fucking trance when I play video games either, like, anyone who thinks that is a retard. Video games are like 70% reading spreadsheets, managing inventory, and reading dialogue. And the other 30% isn't even entirely pressing buttons. EVEN FIGHTING GAMES have literal flowcharts (optimal progression of moves) and a lot of games involve literal IQ puzzles."
by Hym Iam November 12, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
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