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Christian Andres Black

When you jerk off and have sexual relations to someone you are related to, mostly your brother who plays FNAF.
by christianandreblack January 26, 2025
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black irishman

A uplifting drink composed of Guinness and Black Coffee.
On a bender I crawled into the pub and ordered me a black irishman.
by CharHag September 30, 2014
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black cock syndrome

What a white girl has after she gets plowed by a huge black dick
Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 23, 2023
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big black ballsack kneecap

it’s black it’s big AND it’s a ball sack merges with a kneecap
me: HEY GUESS WHAT
slade: what?
me: I GOT A BIG BLACK BALLSACK KNEECAP
slade: oh damn i’m jealous
by big bu bu but December 18, 2021
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Black me

Engaging in intimate relations with a cousin or having a romantic or sexual attraction toward a cousin.
by Owen runner March 24, 2025
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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black cough

His landlord gave him the black cough.
by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008
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