DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

im off a bar

extremely intoxicated on marijuana!!!!

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪

by gangster14 May 15, 2019

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

stone off

to tell someone to commit to jumping off a bridge

Hey why did you kill me in PvP?
Go stone off please.

by Travis4562 March 3, 2019

A little off balance

this means sick basically but it’s only used by those who don’t like the word “sick”.

Betty: Hey Sally, how you feeling?

Sally: I’m a little off balance.

by yourdadaeeeeee March 13, 2019

Off The Yomp

A colloquial term used to describe the state of being "on one", or "turned up". Can also be used as a synonym for fresh, dope, cool, or lit.

I was fine drinking all that Jameson, but that L really got me off the yomp.

Those new Yeezy Boost 750's off the yomp BIG TIME.

by Foxx Bodii March 15, 2019