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No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.
Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”
by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024
mugGet the No one assmug.

Pullin one

What Maury does everyday, he "pulls one,"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
check definition for "Mastin"
In a Ventrilo server;
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."

"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."
by Jayceeeee October 30, 2007
mugGet the Pullin onemug.

Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.
James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*
by terk! March 3, 2024
mugGet the Hussing one offmug.
Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
mugGet the ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔mug.

The One Piece

It's not real.

I need you to lower it down.

Please stop sending me dick pics.
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS FAKE!
by PLAYERLXIV September 3, 2022
mugGet the The One Piecemug.

One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018
mugGet the One Finger Discountmug.

One

"One person"
by _.moth._ July 17, 2022
mugGet the Onemug.

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