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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide
yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.
by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021
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Onety-one

Popularized by online skits featuting Cam'Ron and Brandy and social media influencer Talibah Bratton, it is the alternative pronunciation
of eleven (11) in order to be consistent with other homogeneous digraphs (two instances of the same number or character such as 22, 33, 44, 55, etc.). The suffix "-ty" translates to "multiple of 10", so it is the short written form of one * ten plus one. Alternative spellings and pronunciations include "onee-one" and "oney-one" or could also be denoted as "oneteen."
The Ocean's11 movie featuring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Bernie Mac should actually be called "Ocean's Onety-one."
by Qmoshyn December 25, 2023
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Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
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One Man Army

"Define One Man Army," to which he replied, "Frank Horrigan
by The Fallout Nerd May 23, 2024
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One

Six contestants are transported to “The Plane” to compete in a competition for a wish for anything they want. Simple enough.

oh yea its also a object show
One
by harhsydhdg April 20, 2021
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HE'S ONE SHOT!

A phrase mostly used by absolute dogshit Warzone players to cover up blame from their peers.
In an attempt to hide how indefinitely trash they are at Call of Duty, the suspected player yells out that he almost got the kill, but died a second after, meaning that they would only take one shot to kill.
Trash Player: BRO HE'S ONE SHOT!
Decent Player: But he took 30 shots before he died.
Trash Player: He must have healed.
by depchar December 15, 2021
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