National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!
“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”
by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022
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Get the National Booty Pic Day mug.on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
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Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024
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John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022
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