by hahaLol XDz May 29, 2020

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025

by Emily Cunningham haters club November 21, 2019

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018

Female you need to have your fun bags and you falling my expectations of what a best exam is. Fun Bags otherwise known as the female breast shown in movie theaters on PG-13 movies.
“Dr jelly finger: Can you please show me your Fun Bags you need to get a mammary exam god dang it it February!
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
by I am sorry about that June 22, 2019

by fasyghsdihgoiusbusodhfjsd April 15, 2009
