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Bag Of Complaints

Someone who is just yeah a full on bag of complaints like yeah hes a pure frozen pea like full on
John - "u mouldy cunt you're a bag of complaints u are tick boy"
Fella - "Shut ur face dopey"
by hahaLol XDz May 29, 2020
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2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
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Hoe bag

Emily Cunningham is a whole ass freaking hoe bag
by Emily Cunningham haters club November 21, 2019
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put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
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hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones
Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.
by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018
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Fun bags

Female you need to have your fun bags and you falling my expectations of what a best exam is. Fun Bags otherwise known as the female breast shown in movie theaters on PG-13 movies.
“Dr jelly finger: Can you please show me your Fun Bags you need to get a mammary exam god dang it it February!
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
by I am sorry about that June 22, 2019
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cheeto-bagged

when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.
person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!
by fasyghsdihgoiusbusodhfjsd April 15, 2009
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