baby

What happens when your condomn dun got broke.

My baby was made because I trusted some drunk guy in the alleyway.

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

brush the babies teeth

When you have sex with pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

brush the baby's teeth

To have sex with a pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the baby's teeth

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Baby fisted

Punching a baby

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid

by Potlatch July 8, 2017

salon baby

A child of a mother who works at a ratchet ass salon, and also grows up in the salon.

Girl, you always sitting at the salon often with your mama. You ain't nothing but a salon baby

by Haitianbaby July 3, 2017

cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.

(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby

by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017

Baby pony

A significant other a boyfriend/girlfriend

I went to go to see my baby pony

by Jos1776 November 1, 2017