Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.

I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.

by anonymous August 5, 2025

pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader March 3, 2014

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015

Prat bag

An asshole who is also a PHAT idiot.

1:”Do you see Jake over there?”

2:”Yeah, he’s such a fucking prat bag. “

by Fukpratbag May 17, 2019

Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.

She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me

by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022

just put the fries in the bag

Something you say to someone whos waffling

Zach: You're such a fatass you eat mcdonald's every day and you don't take a shower. Plus you don't support Michigan Football, which brought a 15-0 perfect record and a national championship and broke numerous NFL combine records and retired Nick Saban last year. This is why you don't have any bitches and stink everyday. Gross, FOH scum.

Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro

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