FAT HEAD

One George Bishop Esquire, recognised internationally as somewhat of a celebrity due the gigantic nature of his massive swede.

Reverence to his beloved mother who passed such a mighty nog.

Person 1: Gee due did you see that Fat Head
Person 2: Yeah he’s a real George Bishop

by Rassclat October 24, 2019

Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!

Look at the infant heads on that one!

by Small head big boobs October 10, 2013

Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)

Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...

by Bernymasturbating1269 June 17, 2019

huh-head

someone who's thought process is slowed down due to being high on pot.

Don't sit around and be a huh-head. Get off your ass and do something with yourself.

by mr3legs December 9, 2008

head

a slang word for oral sex.

tom: fuck me
vanessa: no i'm on my period i'll give you head instead

by poopityscoopity February 6, 2021

Bed-head

Getting head while laying in the bed

She gives great bed-head

by La,Tattoo by Da,Samuri June 25, 2022