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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
mugGet the Cunt strafingmug.

cuddle-cunt

cuttle-cunt: Cuddle (verb), cunt (noun) A cuttle- cunt is another form of discribing the meaning of a booty call. The true meaning of a cuddle- cunt, is a woman who agrees to meet for sexual intercourse with a man who is not her boyfriend, fiance, husband or lover during any time of the day without being financially payed for having sexual intercourse with the male or female. She agrees to meet socialize in an outside gathering or in a private setting has intercourse with a man or female and cuddles afterwards knowing that nothing else is expected between both people involved sexually other than sexual contact & cuddling afterwards. They may decide to repeat the sexual interaction again but without expectations of the sexual meetings ever turning into a relationship of any type other than to have sex cuddle and disengage after the act of sexual intercourse has been completed between the to consenting people involved.
1.) Example: I'm no man's cuddle-cunt. I respect myself seeking to be sexually involved with aan who is set to be my husband.
2.) Example: That girl chooses to be my husbands cuddle-cunt, knowing he will never leave me or offer her a future together.
3.) Example: That girl is always in the night club scene being any man's cuddle-cunt. No man takes her serious. She is used sexually and dumped afterwards.
by HeartWithoutAmask December 17, 2019
mugGet the cuddle-cuntmug.

Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
mugGet the Shit the cuntmug.

Cunt

THAT GIRL IS A CUNT SHE CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL.THINKING
by Babybluez September 19, 2020
mugGet the Cuntmug.

cunt stringed

the meaning of cunt stringed is male being over ruled in the relasionship by the more dominant female because of sex he knows that he wont get the pleasure he desires if he takes the piss out of her so she becomes more and more powerfull as he will not dare do anything wrong to her
cassie- how are you and scott lately
keira- good good you know he didnt go with the lads to corfu
cassie- never why
keira- basically i told him that he wont be getting any if he leaves me for two week
cassie- awww thats well mean
keira- well if i couldnt get away with it i wont do it
its not my fault the boys cunt stringed
by rowanda February 9, 2008
mugGet the cunt stringedmug.

washing machine cunt

Here is an example of it using.

"Fuck you washing machine cunt"

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by googleverbmaker2 October 18, 2017
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