National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.

"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"

by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021

National "THE NINE" DAY

Have one of your closest friends draw all over your arm(s)

If your birthday falls on the holiday your closest friend gets to hit you as well
December 17th is the holiday

You: hey do you know what day it is
One of closest friends: no what day is it
You: national "THE NINE" DAY Where you are allowed to draw all over my arm(s)
One of closest friends: it is I've never heard of it but ok

by December is fun :) October 21, 2021

National Throw Milo Day

October 22nd you can throw anyone named Milo

Hey guys did you here it National Throw Milo Day

by ChadicusPrime October 21, 2021

National Adjectives Day

Celebrated every 3rd Thursday of October to parallel National Pronouns Day, celebrate your favorite describing words!

My favorite adjective is beautiful, for example: Why is everyone from this country (🏳️ ⚧️) so beautiful?
Happy National Adjectives Day :-)

by Alfadillo Gonadicus October 21, 2021

National give head to a black girl day

To a black girl near you…. Give her some head why don’t ya
For a good cause to make her feel love and appreciated

National give head to a black girl day
Arrington: Do you say BLM? ✊🏾

Person: 👩🏾 🦱
Person2 : 💆🏾 ♀️👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👨

by suckyuhm0dda October 27, 2021

National Ignore Ms. Robson Day

None of her students fucking listen
Oct. 27

It is National Ignore Ms. Robson Day. Ms. Robson’s students don’t shut the hell up.

by ur mom 420696969696 October 27, 2021