Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead

Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man

by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017

Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.

Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!

by DHirtyFYL November 03, 2023

Get it up

To get something started or to be invited to join someone or something

We are going to Rudy’s to play spades, do you want to get it up with us

by Holden like Carl Molden April 20, 2022

Get it up

To get something started or to be invited to join someone or something

We are going to Rudy’s to play spades, do you want to get it up with us

by Holden like Carl Molden April 20, 2022

Getting Dave'd

"Getting Daved" refers to getting checkmated by Brooklyn Dave. This definition pre-dates all other definitions and is known by millions. Google "Brooklyn Dave."

Getting Dave'd. You just Got Daved. (Checkmated).

by Real_Brooklyn Dave March 17, 2024

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved May 19, 2018

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023