pulled a tom

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015

pull a bonham

To get so drunk that when you pass out you choke on your own vomit, such as John Bonham of Led Zepplin in 1980. To get so drunk that when you pass out you choke on your own vomit, such as John Bohnam of Led Zeppelin.

Dude - TJ is so drunk he passed out. Turn him over, we don't want him to pull a Bonham.

by Vinoverydrunk March 13, 2015

pull a bonham

To get so drunk that when you pass out you choke on your own vomit, such as John Bonham of Led Zepplin in 1980.

Dude - TJ is so drunk he passed out. Turn him over, we don't want him to pull a Bonham.

by Vinoverydrunk March 19, 2015

pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 6, 2015

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

pulling an ian

When you're out with friends and suddenly disappear and are no where to be found

Hey, i think charles is pulling an ian!

by ttenbor May 2, 2015

Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015