One Two

A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.

Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.

by gangsterbob September 24, 2025

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014

One Direction

One Direction is a English-Irish boyband, consisiting of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and previously Zayn Malik.
One Direction went on a hiatus early 2016/late 2015 and have all started solo careers since.
They said it'd be a 18 month long hiatus, IT'S BEEN 25 DAMN MONTHS.

Person: I love Logan Paul's music.
Intellectuals: Lemme show you some real music, made by 1D, some lovely lads that didn't film a suicide victim.
One Direction consisted of 5 lovely members.

by Peoplecallmeageek July 30, 2018

One direction

The band that stole millions of hearts. Non-directioners will not understand that they aren't "just a band". They are so much more. They all also fucking liars. It's been 6 years since they went on their "18 month break". Where the FUCK are they now. Anyways we forever miss them but we should know by now that the chances of them reuniting are way way higher than the chance of them getting back together as a band. They are much happier and stress free with their solo careers. Whatever happens, I will still love them because they have impacted me for the rest.of.my.life

"you like one one direction? They suck!"
"Bitch shut yo dumb ass up they 242 awards and 366 nominations id like to see you do better"

by 1Dratatata August 12, 2021

Plan B One-Step

emergency contraception you take within 72 hours after unprotected sex. The sooner you take it, the better it works.

Shop for Plan B One-Step your way: on‑shelf in the family planning aisle or buy online and pick up in‑store or curbside. No ID, no Rx required.

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023

fun-for-one

masturbation

Bob has been enjoying himself doing the fun-for-one while being quarantined.

by floral harmony June 29, 2020