The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013

Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.

Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.

by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019

Booty Bag

A booty bag is a bag that may secure the booty or perhaps when you are in your bag but you could really use some booty.

He's got a great booty bag.

I'm in my booty bag.

by Secure Booty November 8, 2019

Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

smoter bag

A cigarette.
Coined by Chris of the Brutal Newts.

Lemme get a smoter bag.

by zonkgirl November 1, 2008

Cunt bag

It's a bag for cunts

Bro my cunt is so out of line.... dude just get a cunt bag

by Ooga booga black nigga balls June 21, 2020

BAG

The demented uncle of the BFG. The BAG is the Big Angry Giant, a fat, abusive, drunk.

When Christmas time comes about you better not make a ruckus or the BAG will come and beet you!

by Banana Hammie December 17, 2019