ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)

me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok

by s0l4rb00m November 21, 2021

post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.

Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.

by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.

Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.

by lolmacs February 12, 2009

Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.

"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."

by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021