by ben curry September 24, 2003
man1: HOLY DICK! I was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and find nothing but wall!
man2: Twas a double reverse vampire. This is not what I signed up for. *stares off into the distance*
man2: Twas a double reverse vampire. This is not what I signed up for. *stares off into the distance*
by Michalic January 03, 2008
A teenager in the 21st century who sleeps all day and does most their work at night.This is from possible issues with depression amd anxiety.
by Mr.sleep February 26, 2021
Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.
by Cole Minors March 04, 2007
by T@R December 26, 2006
It means you are a fuck mothering vampire
by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017
Call centre staff, telemarketers or other such people who suck the life force out of you by either:
a) Keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life
b) Incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.
a) Keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life
b) Incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.
John: "Can you believe I was on hold for over 2 hours trying to get my phone connected ?"
Jane: "Yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. I can't remember anything between Monday and Wednesday "
Jane: "Yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. I can't remember anything between Monday and Wednesday "
by dhdavids January 09, 2010