Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

Tootsie Squirt

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.

Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!

by peppichino69 May 21, 2024

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

motor squirt

Means a girl touches her pussy alot

That girl motor squirts a lot

by XxOofBallxX May 14, 2018

squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

squirting violently

Buff squirts violently when he sees duke

Man duke you made me squirting violently.

by bigfriendlybear November 7, 2020