Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021

Mundane Monday

When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work

Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."

by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023

Monday Mourning

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.

Hey, why are you wearing all black today? Because it is Monday mourning!

by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025

Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

November 2024 Monday the 16th

This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.

X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!

by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 9, 2012

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017