Colvid and Flu Season

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.
Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!
by palmerj December 29, 2021
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Wulfeck Flu

The Wulfeck males are such alpha-males that when they are standing too close to a beta-male, the beta-male will find himself starting to feel ill with almost flu like symptoms.

This is because the Wulfeck aura is attacking the energy field of the beta-male trying to take his life.

Even when a Wulfeck seems innocent, he is not, and is always trying to destroy his enemies.
Oh, shit Noah, do you have the Wulfeck Flu?
by brettsrealdad December 08, 2023
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Déja Flu

The eerie feeling that one has experienced this pandemic before.
I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.
by TheVivisector February 11, 2021
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deja-flu

When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).
"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"
by Diogenetics January 02, 2022
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Deja Flu

when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering
I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu
by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022
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Dega Flu

after a wekend in talladega extreme diearhea drowzeies and sick ness occur
I was glued to the toilet with Dega flu after the 500 race
by Dega Flu October 15, 2019
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Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 02, 2017
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