Breakup-AIDS, noun.
Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.
Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.
Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.
Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.
Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016
Get the Breakup AIDSmug. 1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 6, 2019
Get the Palm aidmug. Maaskantje, kinder-aids!
by Disease 007 February 26, 2018
Get the kinder-aidsmug. When someone crosses you and you have aids then you purposely give them aids in revenge in any form possible (blood to blood, cum to blood, cutting someone and infecting their blood, etc)
"I swear to god if you steal one more dollar out of my wallet I am gonna cut open your leg and give you revenge aids!"
by Grem pls November 13, 2013
Get the revenge aidsmug. by Toastees March 19, 2018
Get the Aids muffinmug. A ghetto "Aldi brand" of kool-aid. Mix-aid has 4 flavors, Cherry, Lemonade, Grape, and Tropical Punch.
Yo you think that kool-aid is ghetto, mix aid is its aldi's version.
Tropical Punch is my favorite flavor of mix aid! Its like Tahitian Treat, that rasta punch, except its not soda!
Tropical Punch is my favorite flavor of mix aid! Its like Tahitian Treat, that rasta punch, except its not soda!
by Twiggy420 January 28, 2013
Get the mix aidmug. Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
Get the Jacob Aidsmug.