Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

Ultimately happy

Joy found with in that nobody can take.

I am ultimately happy without drama.

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

Ultimated

A thing that my friend Issa says that apparently means ultimate to the power of 10

Me: this is gonna be the ultimate sleepover!
Issa: no,its gonna be the ultimated sleepover!

by Djhenry2019 October 28, 2019

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022

Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming

Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman in which they assume a 69 position yet instead they eat the respective persons ass and then proceed to make out after the ass eating is concluded.

Me and Pat were doing some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and I felt very evil afterwards?

by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024