John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid
by Suchasquid November 17, 2015
a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
by mdidley September 10, 2011
Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'
by Wigmaster May 24, 2006
by epicpants12345 March 08, 2017
A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.
by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019