A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021
Get the Screaming Ballastmug. A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
Get the Screaming pissmug. by RedSoloCupz December 31, 2013
Get the screaming pussymug. A yell or loud interjection directed at or into the female reproductive organ in order to create confusion and ward off any stray zebras within ear shot.
Officer Tomerton finished him off by letting out the loudest cunt-scream ever heard this side of the Mason-Dixie. You couldn't find a Zebra for miles.
by 4everDoperThanU April 13, 2022
Get the Cunt-screammug. An 'intellectual' person that comes from the following social categories or vocations: sports, celebrity, revolutionary, entertaining, academic (social science only), media
I called them a scream intellectual because they seem to have outsized political clout compared to their political critical thinking skills and simply make a lot of political noise as a result. A scream intellectual would be someone like Robert DeNiro and Taylor Swift and Al Sharpton.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2024
Get the Scream intellectualmug. A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017
Get the scream statusmug. by Aqxer January 9, 2019
Get the scream-postingmug.