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jona

you‘ll love a jona. she‘s super nice to everyone and is so pretty but doesn‘t know it. she has such a big heart and will help you in any situation. if you have a jona in your life, don‘t let her go.
woah, jona‘s so pretty, shame she doesn‘t know it
by super.cali.fragi.listic January 11, 2022
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Jonas

Absolute weeb. Says he isn't but fucking loves JoJo. Kirari stan.
Nobody: ...
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020
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Jona

Amezingly best girl
"Jona is a greatest girl"
by pseudojopseudo November 8, 2017
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Jonas

The most stubborn and ignorant person to ever be seen by mankind.
"WTF Jonas, you are so egoistic."
by decayed___ April 16, 2022
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De Jonas

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.
Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas
by Hurb1 April 26, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.
Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??
by Da Peppa May 22, 2023
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Jona

Why even?
Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS
by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020
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