block captain

The neighborhood snitch.
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police
Person a: Aye mane, that old lady always lookin out the window.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.

by cfromstl June 28, 2006
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Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Captain Tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
by uber great August 21, 2007
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penis captain

one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of penis.
That salty sailor is one hell of a penis captain
by penis flock o plinco penis February 22, 2011
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Captain Correcto

Someone who is constantly correcting others. Specifically, Jason from the Walk of Shame Morning Show.
Captain Correcto! (dum-da-dummm)
Thanks a lot, Captain Correcto.
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004
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Captain Forehead

holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.
by mrkic May 25, 2009
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Captain Kirking

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.
"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."
by qtpm February 26, 2019
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