Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.

Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.

Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.

by dadboddev June 2, 2025

Extra Mayo (Tennis)

Wanneer een speler heel lelijk tennis speelt, kan dat worden gedefinieerd als tennisspel zoals Mayonaise (alleen maar lopen sauzen). Wanneer je met lelijk tennis nog niet kan winnen, moet je extra mayo toevoegen aan je spel om toch te kunnen winnen. Dat is bijvoorbeeld naast backhand slice ook forehand slice om maar zo veel mogelijk ballen op een vervelende manier terug in het spel te brengen.

Sil: “Ik kan niet winnen, hij is te goed”

Yoran: “Probeer Extra Mayo (Tennis) toe te voegen aan je spel”

by HoekieKLTV August 4, 2025

Vietnamese Table Tennis

The act of backhanding someone in the balls during doggy style.

For an extra $20, my friend Curtis will throw in a game of Vietnamese Table Tennis.

by Flynurse December 25, 2025

Mr. Tennant

The Type of guy to who refuses to eat sandwiches with the crust.

I’d like to order a subway sandwich Mr. tennant style.

by Physiatrist November 17, 2021