Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

sword

a blade with handle also thing that people use to murder others

i murdered fred with my sword

by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021

Sword Dancer

Refers to a person that shows prowess on fellatio.

The way she sucked blew my mind and my load. She is a true sword dancer.

by <34DD April 6, 2015

The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018

Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.

My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.

by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020

sword of comeuppance

Your willy , filth stick , penis

Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “

by Blue waffle troubadour September 18, 2023

pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew May 13, 2011