swift akan

Swift akan is a very good player. Some call him THE GOD

"OMG who is this fucking god"
An old man leaves the shadow and says:
"Look, little child. This is Swift Akan"

by Pedro bigno de las vegas February 27, 2017

taylor swift

The best music artist in the world.

Have you seen Taylor swifts new album 1989 taylor’s version?

by Swiftie 22 November 2, 2023

Taylor Swift

The woman who Kanye West made famous.

"for all my southside niggas that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that bitch famous, goddamn. i made that bitch famous. for all the girls that got dick from kanye west, see 'em in the streets give 'em kanye's best, why? they mad they ain't famous. they mad they still nameless."
- THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT, GOD, KANYE MOTHAFUCKIN WEST!!!
taylor swift (shit) is a desperate bitch, stay away!!!

by pani puri enjoyer December 1, 2023

joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean

"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"

by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017

Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name

FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere

by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.

“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “

by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

Taylor Swift

THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS

friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.

by tohpro May 5, 2023