the mf music industry who works overtime and literally deserves the whole world
please stream red tv she honestly deserves it
please stream red tv she honestly deserves it
my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock
by dutchswiftie13cringe November 22, 2021
Get the taylor swiftmug. by wicknallballs January 7, 2022
Get the swift clipmug. Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!
by He who sends it October 10, 2018
Get the Julius Caesar and Phil Swiftmug. THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS
friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.
by tohpro May 5, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party
I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.
by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025
Get the Swift Kick to the Ballsmug. The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"
Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
Get the Swift middle schoolmug.