Spanked

A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole

mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!

by hazyb May 8, 2010

Spank Bubble

The subject of one's sexual fantasy during masturbation, usually had by someone with a penis that he can "spank."

Sometimes referred to as "Spank Tank."

"You think about that girl all the time, she's totally your spank bubble."

or

"That girl is hot. I'm gonna make her a part of my next spank bubble."

by Oracularecho January 14, 2009

Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

Spank Hank

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.

That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

spank bank

n.

1. A collection of visuals that one stores in their memory for future self satisfying purposes (i.e. nipslips, cleavage, thongs)
2. The mental file of all the times one has had sex.

1. Did you see her ass? Ya, I'm totally putting that in the spank bank.
2. Last night I had sex with Lisa, another deposit in the spank bank.

by AllYouNeedToKnow February 5, 2014

ankel spanker

the cock,penis,one eyed willie

put your ankel spanker away

by getch1er March 30, 2007

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009