sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022

Pocket Sit Down

When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.

Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!

by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019

Sit Is Firm

A phrase from the 1800s that expresses ultimate respect for handicapped people.

Oh no worries sir, sit is firm.

by TheEchomaker March 19, 2011

Sitting room

When you can't think of the word living room

Pranjali thought I was in the sitting room

by SleepyAsian July 3, 2019

sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.

"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

Sitted

The correct version of "sat" or "seated" definitely the better version and correct version

My cat sitted on me when I was doing my yoga

by Gothic puppets March 16, 2022

Sit on a Dick

v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."

1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024