Shrek

Shrek

Shrek

by disco! whilst panicking February 19, 2022

shrek

the most sexiest living being to every step foot on the horrid planet of ours

oh my fucking god i would just love for Shrek to be my valentines day date ouuu my lawd

by iloveushrek June 24, 2020

Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).

by Typed October 1, 2019

Shrek

To shrek, is to mess about in a swamp unhygienically. Variants: Shrek, Shreking, Shreked, Shreker.

"Those guys shrek about a lot."
"Stop shreking, guys."
"That guy shrek's about every 3 days."
"I admit it, I shreked in that swamp earlier."
"There's a whole lot of shreker's around here."
"My cousin is such a shreker."

by CoolBritishGuy June 17, 2025

Shrek

God

Shrek is supreme ruler

by Default Mate March 25, 2019

Shrek

Shrek, if you’re reading this CALL THE POLICE!!!!! There is a creepy stalker with the name of Cassidy who will KIDNAP YOU Because she has an extremely unhealthy obsession with you

Be careful Shrek

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020