Salem

A hot emo bae thats probably way smarter than you and can somehow always tell how youre feeling and thinking its actually creepy as hell, they're very kind, loving and crazy in a good way, but also kinda misunderstood and underrated (which is a crime tf) they're a very peaceful friend with a lot of wisdom and patience and will love you deeply :)) oh yea also hella fruity

Salem is fucking cool.

Salem by zoeedoten July 16, 2021

Salem

A Salem is the act of pouring cow excrement in a (typically female) partner's vaginal (anal if male) cavity . This act was practiced in the 17th century, as a way for men to ensure their partners will stay loyal and not commit sin before marriage, as they believed no man would engage in sexual intercourse with such a foul smelling person.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).

Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.

Dave: I am a month from getting married, but I think my fiancée is cheating on me!
John: You should Salem her.

Salem by bigmoneysex July 24, 2021

Salem

Someone that means and defines everyone meaning of perfect shown as a person, They are legit the best person on earth and no one can be better than them. They are the type of person that can cheer you up anytime of day and make your day 10x better, always happy to call with you and keep you company, and just wants you to be happy.
They're one of the best types of people

I fucking love Salem

Salem by xulk July 25, 2021

Saled 

(v) when a guy acts on romantic feelings or like he’s dating a girl but then says he’s confused about his feelings

“I don’t know what’s happening. He kissed me, but then he said he’s confused about how he feels about me. I think I am being saled!”

Saled by cabin 8! July 27, 2021

salemnogemini 

dirty blackie🤨😒..

become mutuals with me BECAUSE IM NICE OK

"salemnogemini just tagged me in a marvel post, do you think she wants to be friends??🤨"
salemnogemini: "definitely, yes, yup, of course, literally, yeah, by all means, yah, yes please"

salemnogemini by notsalemnogemini July 28, 2021

Saleem 

A rare breed of snake found north of East Tokyo.

This breed of snake does not have a digestive system, so all the shit comes out when it talks.

Almog: "Yo my G, you kno' Josh he a mad snake"
Abdul: "Snake? Fam dunnoe, that kid's a Saleem"
Almog: "Ye aight, u righ dunnoe"
Abdul: "dunnoe"

Saleem by hgalice August 22, 2021

salem

short

salem is short

salem by all consuming lord of cum August 30, 2021