by RedSoloCupz December 31, 2013

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

A sexual act involving your cock, if you’re a dude, or a strap on, if you’re a chick, and a vibrator. You stick the vibrator up your girl's ass and fuck her doggystyle. As your dick (or strap on) goes in-and-out of her snatch, you use your stomach to move the vibrator out-and-into her anus at the same time. The variable motion of your cock (or strap on) and the vibrator going in-and-out of both holes resembles a couple of pistons. Hot to watch, fun to perform and, if done right, you’ll both end up screaming.
Jane cummed five times when Dick gave her The Screaming Pistons.
Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.
The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.
Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.
The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.
by SickMonkey669 January 2, 2011

Screaming, but incoherently.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAeeerooogogogogoogogogoogogogAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhoooooooeyeyeyeyeyeyAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGWAHAWA-WOOOOOGY-LOOOOOGIE-HOOOOOOO00000000000ga-BOOga-LOOOOOTAflAGGATHAGOOOMINSCHPEITZ" "Why are you engaging in such preposterous activities such as Incoherent Screaming, May I ask?" "AAAAAGOFRITOGAGAGA!"
by Ukalik February 2, 2024

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
