right height

Word for short (joke expressing a perfect height to give oral sex essentially).

Guy 1: "That's her boyfriend to the left."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."

by SilverInternet December 31, 2016

right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be

A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”

by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018

Extremely Right

When someone is not just simply right, they are unmistakably right.

Captain... you are 'EXTREMELY RIGHT'

by Lucas L****K February 15, 2023

right minded

Person who is wrong but actually right

Becky was so fucking right minded I wanted to throat punch her

by SammiPsycho December 2, 2017

Forced Right

Someone who is forced to the right on the political scale due to the fact they are in an extremely liberal area/school/city etc. and the aggressively liberal policies there force them to go to more right leaning political beliefs.

John went to UCLA a Democrat, came out a staunch Conservative, must have been Forced Right.

by SummerBoi?! February 1, 2018

right banned

right banned is the act of being banned by the legend that is ian

RIGHT BANNED!

by gamer5t August 25, 2021