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Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
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Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023
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pumpkin

guy 1 "aaaaaah its a monster "
guy 2 "no its a pumpkin
by bobby cran-jerry bill October 24, 2017
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The Smashing Pumpkins

A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.
The Smashing Pumpkins is one of the best bands ever hands down.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
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Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.
Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure
I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin
by Martybj September 22, 2023
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The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band originating from Chicago. The band was formed in 1988 with Billy Corgan as the frontman, guitarist and the primary composer, D'arcy Wretzky as the Bass Guitarist and Jimmy Chamberlin as the drummer. A pretty fucking good band back in the day and I wish I wad alive during the time they were mainstream, but sadly I was born in 2004.
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is the most kick ass album released by The Smashing Pumpkins
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
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