Skank nails

Fingernails too long to wipe your ass, difficult hygiene, nasty

She probably has a hard time wiping her ass with those skank nails.

by Taintedbird July 19, 2025

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

puss nail

When you clip specific fingernails in order to not scratch the inside of a vagina. These are the pussy nails.

Look at that dude’s stubby little puss nail.

by TTSprinkz November 7, 2021

The Nail Jumper

The Nail Jumper is a sex move that is so technologically advanced that its only available for use in the future. It works like as if the girl turns into hornet from Hollow Knight Silk song, and the male turns into the Knight and with the girl's newfound powers that she has manifested from this AAA masterpiece of a game she performs a jump hit combo on the man until he explodes into the orange goo that they release then the women sucks it all up into her vagina and then after 9 months she gives birth to clones of the male full born and ready and keeps repeating the process and then the male clones then proceed to viciously with no mercy skull fuck her until she has all types of viruses and starts to shit out her organs and then with her body they make an identical clone for all the male clones to have then the process keeps continuing.

Tyreese: "Yo I just witnessed The Nail Jumper be complete in full rotation and it was amazing I might wanna get in on it.
Tyrone: " Not with out me nigga I've been wanting to do that since I was made a clone.
Tyreese: Aight bet that then Nigga.

by Stormomen7700 November 19, 2025

98 pounds and tough as nails

The cockiest person you can think of, the one that out-cockies the other cocky people.

The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Nail Domination

When you let your nails grow to exactly 6 inches, make love with a female, with high velocity and force, until your nails fall off naturally

Dude, did you doggy her? No man, last night was a Nail Domination night

by gojosenpai March 22, 2021

Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

by Pacingtons August 23, 2016