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Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.
Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂
by That random gurl May 4, 2019
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Matthew

A charming asian guy has a big d for an asian dude nice,athletic,But he also likes people call him Matty for short
the most favorite he say is I'm your man
Matthew is sexy a gift from god to your ladies out there:)
btw Tap in to Matthew
by MattyMmmdab January 16, 2018
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Matthew

Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy
Stop being aa matthew and get up
by Jake24444 December 6, 2017
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Matthew

Matthew is the most loving and carring person ever he will be the best boyfirend /bestfriend matthew us one youll hardly get at times
My friend matthew is so complicateing but i love him
by Lyssa gilding December 26, 2018
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Matthew

A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
This dog is barking at a could like a matthew
by Manthefan123 May 10, 2016
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Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her
Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad
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Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.
Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?
by SadietheKat August 10, 2017
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