Matthew

A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
This dog is barking at a could like a matthew
by Manthefan123 January 28, 2016
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See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate
by Me, you fuckin donkey August 03, 2019
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The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.
calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.
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Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.
Oh he's a Matthew
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U have a Matthew
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The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her
Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad
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Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh
Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.
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