Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019

Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025

Jewish Doorbell

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known

Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."

by HBAD May 4, 2020

Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.

I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!

by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018

jewish clamtrap

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.

Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.

by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021

Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka

"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."

by AWD July 16, 2016

jewish numaan

Jewish Numaan and his siblings Luqman, Kulsoom, Zainab and Yousaf migrated from Israel in 2008. His father Tanveer Mansha and his mother Farzana Khan both tried their best to make the marrige work despite being imbred brother and sister.

Yo that Jewish numaan is a paki init

by Mr Mansha March 9, 2022