Raw Bagel Hours

The Time at three in the morning where you don’t want to wake your parents by toasting a bagel or just don’t know how to work a toaster. So therefore you eat a raw bagel

Yo it’s raw bagel hours boys

by Sad.lonely.bagel June 30, 2019

Tee Hee Hours

Tee Hee hours is a time for one to think of a significant other. The "Tee Hee" is the noise made by one when thinking of said other. Tee Hee hours last from 10pm-2am. Between these hours you have time to think of your significant other. Tee Hee

Guy - *thinks of girl he likes*, it Tee Hee hours
Guy - "Tee Hee"

by The Creator of Tee Hee Hours October 28, 2018

real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 6, 2018

real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 3, 2018

Two hour tacos

A guy who eats two tacos in 2 hours usually named Gabriel

hey Gabriel what do you want

I want some Two hour tacos

by XOTWOD23 March 14, 2022

angry nigga hours

The time of day between 6:00-9:00am where a nigga can express their anger because of school/work.

Fuck! School starts in 20 minutes, thank god it's angry nigga hours so I can express my anger to rest of the world.

by a real ass nibba April 19, 2018

half-hour power

A college drinking game in which the participant(s) must take 30 shots of beer in 30 minutes at the rate of one shot per minute, often used as a pregaming tactic before the real partying begins.

More daring players may attempt an hour power, which follows the same rules over the course of an hour.

"Yo, you going to the frat party tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we should pregame with a half-hour power before we go."

by Metalhead November 21, 2017