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Helmet Hopper

More often a female, but can also be a male, someone who only dates bikers until they are bored and find a new biker to date. They date only for the bike/thrill and don’t actually care for the biker. Similar terms can simply be Motorcycle sl*t. (Kind of like a Truck sl*t) also very similar to a Homie hopper.
I swear I see her on the back of everyone’s bike, she must be a helmet hopper.
by Sportbiker213 July 15, 2024
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Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.
God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
by Berrick January 18, 2020
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scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.
A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....
by Lydia Z January 5, 2009
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helmet bitch

That bitch ain't got no sense girl! She act like she a helmet bitch
by mindfulwashington May 9, 2014
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Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
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Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.
"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.
by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 9, 2019
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helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
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