The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

big red guitar

Kenan’s guitar, also know as claire. The guitar is big and red. Not bright neon, but more like the color of the sunset. < ( reference from the hunger games )

Kenan’s big red guitar is sexy.

by Colby brock12322 June 11, 2018

Guitar effect

When something or someone doesn’t feel the same as it used to and there is no point anymore.

I tried to play guitar after years but i don’t have the same passion, its a guitar effect.

by John the mailman September 16, 2023

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

guitar licking

the licking of one "guitar strings" is when one person eats another person's hairy rear end.

I love guitar licking after a tequila

by didsomebodysaymenulog November 17, 2022

Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.

I play the bass guitar for the school band.

by dhar woman January 15, 2023

Guitar villain

A game for people that didn't want to be the guitar hero when they grew up and thought guitar hero had too many rules.

Guitar villain is a game where people that play guitar hero and want change or other options don't feel excluded, unwelcome, or outcast.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021