The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
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It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
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Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.
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